After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!
“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!