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festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 06, 2021


Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack

That girl has crack whore pores all over her

by Fantizzle March 17, 2021


Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf

Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.

by KrackheadK January 30, 2019


Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022


Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 17, 2008


crack plugger

someone who deals more drugs than they should

"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."

by The Detonator™ April 28, 2015


Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019