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Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
I let out a matrix fart at the office.
Definition: Matrix Mondays
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
aus slang, for when you're really high
bro i cant do shit like that when im just fucken matrixed out
The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.
What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.
Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
A Codm team that consists of Nintendo the winer Shadow the pro squeaker Nero the “best ar player”🤣 flutter the dookie sniper and fake godzly.Then you got FireSav who gets paid for doing nothing then satori the Indian mf last of all jz the sexy mother fucker who everyone loves
Matrixop