the funniest thing i've heard in a long time
the best part is the pecker slap
My scrotum
That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.
(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could kick anybody's ass.
Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I'm wishin' thats I was a Bojangle!"
Mr. Bojangle: "Sheit cracka, I'll kick yo ass." And he did.