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a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes
Hey negus....I am a butt monkey
An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).
1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.
one who clings to the ass of a chick
man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey
A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey.
A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.
As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.