A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.
Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'
Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.
Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again
Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad
A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.
Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.
1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.
2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.
1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.
2. Rich, stop being such a choad.
A penis that is wider than it is longer. So short and fat in other words.
"Phillip Gaideski you have a choad"
"Yeah i know i cant help that my penis is fat and short"