a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid
Talking to a girl guy walks up
Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker
A male in a group of female friends who's job is to stop other males trying to score with the females in the group. Done purposely because the girls either already have a boyfriend or just don't want to be annoyed that night.
The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).
Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:
* Switching places with the female.
* Grinding with the offending male.
* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.
* Jumping in between the male and the female.
* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.
* Warning him off with gestures.
John became the designated cock-blocker for the night after Mandy decided to go out with the girls and didn't want to be pestered by guys.
Someone who likes a girl, but who isnt going out with her and he gets jealous and upset that you are talking to her.
James likes Trisha, but james isnt going out with Trisha. When Rob flirts with Trisha, James gets mad and jealous and tries to keep them apart.
A small partition between urinals in a mens restroom intended to provide privacy for patrons.
The origin of this use is often credited to a man by the name of J.D. Sandri.
That strange looking guy was trying to peek over the cock blocker to check out my jungle-junk.
a bitch ass, usually a friend, who keeps u from gettin wit a girl either cuz hes: stupid, jealous or both
Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.
Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?
The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.