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chloes boyfriend
chloes boyfriend is a fucking discord mod
be careful around discord mods, they may try to groom you
a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
Person whos never touched grass before in their lifetime,
commonly saying "no memes in #general"
i don't know what else to put so that's it
"quick, discord mod asleep, lets post memes in #general"
The people that operate and maintain servers on Discord.
To most people, they're assholes that are intrusive and pieces of shit. They're hypocrites and don't do anything against the real problems with the server.
On the other hand, it's not entirely their fault. They all have the idiots and retards they need to deal with and the crappy owners they have as their superior.
Discord Mods are commonplace on large servers as an attempt to maintain order.
A pingable role on BadBoyHalo's Discord Server that can get you muted. If you're unlucky, banned. Ping it and Yin won't show mercy.
Idiot: @Discord Mods
Yin: Peace was never an option.