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To perform Oral Sex (fellatio, cunnilingus or analingus) on a person.
1. John likes to eat Mary, unless she is on her period.
2. Mary likes to eat John, unless he has been having sex with her sister, Jane.
3. What do you mean I owe you five dollars? Eat me, then I will give you five dollars.
something you should never do while viewing an NSFW picture
*Random man posts NSFW thing*
EWW WHAT THE HELL I WAS EATING!
a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds
to slowly but surely bring a woman to sweet shudeering orgasm by going downon her or performing oral sex
a verb that studs, femmes, butches and lesbians love doing
Ooooh wee... girl... Lucky said she was gonna eat me last night and it good
Bring that pussy over here, I'm gonna eat you out
The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.
Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*
Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!
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When there is nothing else to do.
I'm bored.
"Then start eating!"