Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

Canibal Lecture

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Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.

"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

lecture u

When the average audience assembles to be given a lecture the back couple of rows will fill up and the remaining students will only sit along the sides of the front rows creating a U shaped audience with no one sitting in the middle. This presents a challenge to the late student - his three options are to; budge one of the side sitters into the middle, go around the front and climb into the U or the bravest amtept to climb over the back filled rows and into the U.

I can't believe I was late for my lecture; the lecture u had already formed.