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Something that has me on my knees in an instant.
Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...
What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?
This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.
"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."
showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(
hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely
Yo' go make me a sandwich!
Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.
Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.
"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!