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Extreme intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by the inability to respond coherently to even simple questions. Derived from 'shell of a man'. One step up the scale of drunkenness from battered.
That was an excellent night. There was loads of beer and I pushed through battered to achieve shell.
a slang word for bullets
also a hardcore rapper fromt he streets of toronto
(used to be lil shells untill 2005)
yo did u see that guy get torn up wit shells.
yo dawg u gotta here shells new single.
Most boring chick ever.
A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
Tammy: I'm naked on cam...blah blah that show Friends blah blah umm blah Snookie blah blah bliggity Soulja Boi!
John: Sigh...What a Shell.
Shell (adjective, noun, or verb) is an expression originated in the small town of New Bern, NC which means that someone of something is acting with shade and/or bringing grief upon others in a disrespectful or mean way. Someone can be "shell", someone can be "shelling" on someone, or a person can act "shell"
"Did you hear what Maurice did to Josh? He's so shell!
Shelby & Will on Glee...together.
Unconventional, unpopular pairing...and yet somehow these two create the best fics and the best fans of all, and there's something about them that just works.
Preferred as an alternative by those who dislike Wemma, the canonical OTP.
"I don't ship Wemma, I ship Shell."
"Shell is so...unpopular, though!"
"I don't care."
British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.
Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.