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when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.
The exact instance when a player realizes he just got played.
When two cars meet at a stop sign containing ex's and their partners commonly referred to as a stop-sign incident}\.
Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.
When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
when two vehicles approach a 4 way stop intersection simultaneously and both believe they have right away and continue to proceed, only to find they are both on a collision course, one driver eventually bails out and allows the other to pass, losing the game of stop sign chicken.
Yesterday I was cruising with my boy after a sales call when some Yo had the audacity to take me as some sort of chump and proceed through our intersection when much to his dismay I whooped that ass at a good ol fashion game of stop sign chicken putting him on notice that I don't back down.
Taking someone into the nearest four way intersection, shoving a stop sign up their ass and using them to direct traffic.
Hey n00b, want to try Stop Sign Position?