What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.
Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.
1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack
1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!
Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.
"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."
something that is really easy
derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy
Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.
protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes
other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers
UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers
FRANCE: Boules
SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas
JAPAN: Chi-chis
CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)
RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis
ICELAND: Bublur
two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.
This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.
breasts. plain and simple (not really).
take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!
Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)