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A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.
I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.
Sucking in the flatulence of another person after it leaves their rectum.
She gave me a stinky whippet last night while I was eating her ass.
Performed by inhaling a person's flatulence as it exits the rectum.
She gave me a stinky whippet while I was eating her ass.
Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.
Mark: hey dude wanna do whippets tonight?
Carl: sure, why not
A weird thin dog breed too fast and furious for you. Whippets are easy first-time dogs. They love to cuddle, and if you let them stay in your bed you should have a blanket of your own at the floor.
Whippets always have a great sense of humor. But be careful. If you mess with them, you'll have a sulky pet. and some people says that they look like dobby from Harry Potter.
It does not matter how much you have trained your whippet. If they see a rabbit, you may want to kill yourself..
Do you even feed your dog? - yeah, my whippet eats 10 times your daily intake
A slang term for inhaling a queef.
Danny: "Man, your breath smells fresh. New toothpaste?"
Owen: "Nah dude, Sandra gave me pussy whippets this morning. Fresh packed."