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The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes
n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.
Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.
A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
DEFINITION:
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.
Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together
The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone
We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"
Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.
Common Examples:
1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"
2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"
3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"
4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"
5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"
6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"