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Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy
Adjective, adverb;
Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.
1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"
"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"
2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.
3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."
"I like some meat on my bones."
The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
The wastafarian name for a blunt
Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!
Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"
Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.