Blender

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

The Blender

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).

"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"

Blender

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.

Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."

Blender

A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.

Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."