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What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.
Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.
Wearing the same color top as you are pant.
I grabbed a black t-shirt and black sweatpants to wear to bed and Stephanie told me I was blobbing.
An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.
Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob
That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.
Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle
Example.
Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.
Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge
verb
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.
2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.
noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.
verb
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."
noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"
A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
a forgotten blog that has not been updated for over six months.
If you have written the words, "Sorry, I have been so busy, will be back soon" on your blog, it will soon become a "blob". And you are now officially a "blobber".