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Blud is the shorter misspelled version of "Blood". The meaning is similar to the meaning of "bro". The sentences it ends with usually end with the skull emoji (💀) like "Blud thinks he's Andrew Tate 💀" to address the person who said it the dead from laughing
Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I
You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.
A quality beverage shared between three and four people. get a saucepan and fill with the a bottle of the crappiest vodka, crappiest whisky and finest brandy (each 70cl) and one bottle of crappiest strawberry flavoured soda crap (2 litres) and mix. Pour into pint glasses and enjoy with loud music and mayhem. two pints of this shit will fuck you up majorly. when drinking shout "blud rafoo" at regular intervals. Comes from the south african phrase "blud rivier" which means "blood river" which unfortunately refers to some massacre sometime which made a river go red with all the blood. but who cares cos you wont remember this after a pint.
Avalanche: THIS IS SOME GOOD BLUD RAFOO!! JIMBO GOT THE MIX PERFECT THIS TIME!!!
Jimbo: BLUUUUUD RAAAAFOOOOOOO! LETS GO PICK A FIGHT!!
Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.
A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"
*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.