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blurb
blərb
adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.
verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.
noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"
verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".
noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
A wonderful gathering for a Pride march.
The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.
When you're getting a blow job in the clurb.
Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.
Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.
You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.
Noun: It is the fat rolls of the jowls of a dog that protrude when they lay on their side.
Verb: The act of displaying one’s blurbage.