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An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.
Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!
Nah, that’s no typo. This dudes name has an n in it, because he’s breaking all the rules all the time. He’ll give you the shirt off his back, if he’s wearing one, and tell you to slap a smile on that face and live like there’s no tomorrow. Big fan of a live band, following trends but claiming he started them, living life on the edge and cracking open an icy cold modelo. This guy will walk miles in the rain to buy his girl a juul, because she got a job! Patterned shirts? Oh he owns a few. Sense of humor? Oh he’s got one. Ain’t no quittin this guy.
“Did Brent just walk that little old lady across the street?”
“Brent hit me with his car and convinced me it was my fault. He prob right tho”
Person 1: Whos that guy?
Person 2: That's Brent
Perosn 1: What a cutie
Person 2: Like a button.
The most amazing, loving, caring, warm hearted, sexy man on the face of this earth, loves johnny cash, jessica bradley, and gettin laid!!
Is a total hotty and gets all the girls. Makes girls jealous that they aren't dating him. Smart, very funny, and fun to be around. Make a good friend out of anybody named Brent he might be your best friend.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of you
Girl 2:why because I'm dating Brent
Girl 1: yeah you are so lucky
A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.
That frat boy's actually pretty Brent. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he's a real sweetheart.