similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch
doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."
you- "Fuck Me!"
doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."
you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!
The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.
That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
To suffer a painful death
Past tense: died agonally
Gerund: dying agonally
Stay 6 feet away from me! I don't want to diagonally!
diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.
Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what did he do?"
"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"
"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
Diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"He diagonal nosed her, dude."
"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."