do-as-you-likeys

Pikeys.

Amusing descriptive rhyming slang for the Romany people who have shared our lands for centuries yet still seem to be fair game when it comes to ethnic insults. And that's how hitler started folks. Probably.

Q: Yeah so have you seen, the do-as-you-likeys have moved into the park?

A: Cool we can all act all middle class and daily mail about it lol.

do you

Short for "Fuck You"
Said to a girl by a man who wants to have sex

Women: Today was fun im feeling you tonight

Man: Omg really im feeling the same way.So where can i do you tonight

Woman:No more questions lets get to my house.

Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

Do Not You Evers

"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.

Those Do Not You Evers think they are the sh*t.

Do you

1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences

2. following your heart

3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma

Do you--when my friend asked me whether he should hang out with the boys or his girl, I told him to do you.

to do you

Crime/bullying slang, used in the context of and inferring a pecking order enforced by bullying.

"Do you want him to do you?" - Do you want the target to be higher in the pecking order than yourself (UK, 20th / early 21st centuaries).

do you

Draw you. Some people might mistake the meaning as segg you.

Person A: I will do you!
Person B: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!