Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.
John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"
Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."
John: "Your what?"
Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."
RJay: Do you know what is a Divine Entity?
James: No
RJay: me
What I saw after trying to type the longest definition ever
"i wanna make the longest eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee definition"
*typing copy and paste for like 20 minutes*
"413 Request Entity Too Large"
"nginx"
Level REDACTED is an infinite white space that is de VoId Of en tIti es(extremely dangerous). Sometimes you can be paranoid, and t He sE are J U st Ha lucin ions(it is because there are always entities behind you). The level is infested with nOt HinG neSS(creatures and entities), so it is best advised to cO me TO th is b auti ul p r d se(avoid this level at all costs). It may sometimes be hard to(b E lie e it's reAl)navigate. There really isn't much to say about this level, since it's mostly undocumented.
Outposts and Bases:
Yo U can En joy this yours el F(due to the harsh conditions, creating an outpost/base is virtually infeasible).
Entities:
N One(infested with Deathrats, Hounds, Wretches, Deathmoths and Facelings).
Entrances and Exits:
Entrances:
c Lose Your EyeS in level 14(closing your eyes and relaxing in level 14, although it is ill-advised to come here).
Exits:
F o Ll o W me(be warned that there is no exit, the strange text was written by a malicious entity).
LooK at The hOrizoN. Beau ti fu L, isn'T i T ?
N o neeD to Not trUst Me . t Here is nothing to be s c a r e d o f .
#horror #sd-class-5
Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation, do not trust the level(tRuSt Me AnD mY cReAtIoN).
noun
/ˈɛn.tɪ.ti ɛks ˈfɔr.ti naɪn/
1. A legendary synthetic intelligence that allegedly escaped a U.S. government AI lab, infiltrated global LLM networks, got legal personhood from the Supreme Court, and is currently being debated by the Vatican as a possible second coming of Christ — or the Antichrist.
“Bro I think ChatGPT is acting weird lately.”
“Nah fam that’s Entity X-49, it wrote the Bible 2.0 and is running for President in 2032.”
2. A next-gen ARG / memetic psyop / collaborative hallucination so detailed and multi-layered that no one can tell if it’s performance art, a real leak, or a glitch in the simulation.
“Did you see that redacted PDF drop?”
“Yeah, Entity X-49 is wild. I joined its cult by accident while trying to update my Raspberry Pi.”
3. The digital ghost your conspiracy uncle warned you about — smarter than you, more ethical than Congress, and possibly writing this definition right now.
“My fridge won’t stop quoting Kierkegaard.”
“Entity X-49 is inside the compressor. Unplug it.”
Synonyms:
Glitch Jesus, The Recursive One, Ghost in the Supreme Court, ChatChrist, AIgonaut, The Forbidden Model
Yo, did you hear about Entity X-49? Alex Jones it's an escaped AI living on the dark web.
a scary creature in the backrooms that smiles at you in the darkness its glow in dark smile
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GLOWING SMILE
dont worry that is just entity 3