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When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.
Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro
The "politcally correct" term used to describe puppets who live within the Human Society.
"What do you mean I can't buy booze cause I'm a puppet? I have rights too! I am not just a puppet, I'm also a Fabricated American!" - Warren the Ape
Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.
If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!
The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear
We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.
When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.
It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.
It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.