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flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019


Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.

"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."

by theflapmaster December 18, 2013


Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 03, 2014


The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

by @42mccollum10 February 05, 2014


flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

by aflapsX August 14, 2011


flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips

Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005


Flap

A gay man penis

Last night I went to a Techno club and it smelled like sweaty flaps.

by MrCool Turnage January 09, 2012