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mort

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

Mort you have no spine!

by Toam August 14, 2006


morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 06, 2010


Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through August 04, 2008


Mort

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 27, 2013


Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 02, 2020


mort

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort

by jackald April 15, 2006


Mort

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020