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read

read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.

Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.

by BLARG man December 14, 2004


Read

Something ur doing right now

U r reading this

by that guy karanvir January 12, 2017


reading

a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back

I heard that Susan was reading the arse off you last night

by Sus008 April 16, 2008


Read

(v.) the worst thing that could happen to you on snapchat .

he left me on read. and never replied...”

by vsco July 04, 2018


read

something that people don't do enough of these days

By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)

by Holmesgurl October 02, 2003


Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

by Jeff Conte July 17, 2008


a read

street slang for a account of whats going on.

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"

by inkless pen December 28, 2016