1. A toy, usually shaped like and animal or human that is controlled by either a hand up its ass or from strings attached to its limbs and body.
2. An alternate name for a cigarette. Orginating from Cockney Rhyming Slang. Cigarette rhymes with Marionette which is a puppet.
1. Steven: That's a cool puppet.
George: There is no such thing as a cool puppet.
2. Alex: Lash us a puppet man.
Sam: Fine, but you owe me about fifty bucks in cigarettes.
Alex: Whatever. I need to suck ash!
Common between two heterosexual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. The first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his penis. The second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. Totally NOT GAY.
Hey bro, Ive got major blueballs and cant find a woman to help me out. Mind running a puppeteer for me?
The 🅱️EnPai that’ll never notice us 😔👊 and that O🅱️🅱️a that’ll never saranghay us 😭😩
DadDy Sen🅱️Ai Op🅱️A PuppET wHy WOn’t yoU nOticE uuUUSssSS 😔😭😩😤
When you stick your hand up and asshole or vagina and go shoulder deep.
That slut made me give her The Puppet, my hand was so far inside her.
When a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. As one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.
"Dude, I was in such a rush, I totally got caught in a massive puppeteer."
"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."