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The thing you never mention at a funeral
Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.
Used to negate a "to be" statement said by another person.
"I'm a great driver!"
"The hell you are!"
an emphatic "hell no". Popularized by Being Bobby Brown, the reality TV show about Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston.
Eric : Cara is here on business and wants to see me.
Charlie : are you gonna see her
Eric : Hells to the no, she's a fucking a psycho
The Department of Motor Vehicles. A place where you stand in line for 4-5 hours, in mid-summer, in a building with no air conditioning, only to be told by one of Satan's imps that you lack 1 one of the 5 forms of identification needed to exchange your Minnesota drivers licence for a Utah one.
Contrary to popular belief, DMV employees are not human.They are vampires who feed on pure human misery,circular logic, and pointless bureaucracy.
During a visit to the nineth circle of Hell, also known as the DMV, I was unsuprised to see the grown man in front of me collapse and burst into tears. I was even less suprised when the employees the began to laugh like jackals.
Sartre says "hell is other people" what he neglected to notice is that the lowest level of hell is working for other people.