Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.
We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.
Percentage of money received in a deal
Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good
When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.
1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated
1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night
To release flatulance from one's anus.
Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???
To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip
"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"