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A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.
German for 'hot ass.' Bar lingo.
Hey, torte get back here.
(Hey torte, komm mal hier zu mir)
A tort is a veggie and likes PEAS
That guy is such a tort
Look at that Tort over there
a tortilla only filled with sour cream
Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.
MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn
Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.
Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.