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to get a Black tuxedo,means to get killed.dressing the black tux ( the dead man)
Don't fuck with me or u'll get a black tux.
A skinny, easily aggravated idiot who refuses to have their hair cut.
That Tux Vanilla over there getting angry over trends, what a weenie.
A benign lifeform who is controlled by a superior being.
Dude, Tom is such a puss tux; I could kick him in the nuts right now if I wanted and he wouldnt't do anything about it.
When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.
Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!
A: I heard he is playing Super Tux Kart.
B: Wow! He's a chad gamer!
n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.
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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?
Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.
As if.
What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.
His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.