Zoom

A fucking shitty slow platform used by teachers designed to annoy you in quarantine. You used to play PS4 with the boys now you're stuck in school doing nothing but sitting for 5 hours straight learning nothing important that will help you in life.

Guy 1: Dude you do zoom classes?
Guy 2: Yeah, I fucking hate that. What's the point in going to school if they're going to teach me nothing important?

zoom zoom zoom zoom

to have sex in the 90s style

"all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and boom boom!
Just shake your rump!" (Wreckx-in-Effect)

zoom

your class, 2020 edition. you make your backgrounds cool and stuff like that .

hey! i have a cool background on zoom. gIvE mE aTtEnTiOn.

zoom zoom

West Indies term for a womans ass.

Da gyal get one fat zoom zoom! RASS!

zooming

The euphoric, exhilarating feeling experienced after the ingestion of conventional analgesic medication (i.e. Percocet, OxyContin, etc.).

Yo man, I just stole an oxy 80 mg from my parents. i'm fucking zooming man...

Zoom

online video chat service, usually used for classes

since classes are now online, we will be using zoom during class period.

zooms

Slang term for Psilocybe Mushrooms

Yo man i just got a O of Zooms