Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

Code F

When a person fails to do their annotations. If activated solders enter a building and hit you with knowledge mallets and a helicopter launches a nuke to your precise location

Where are your annotations

I forgot them
CODE F!

Code 45

When a Nice GuyTM tries to get with a girl on Discord even though she has a partner already WHO IS ALSO in that same server with her.

Zach- "Why won't this girl fuck me?"
Ginger- "Oh, it's because you've got a Code 45!"

Code White

When someone using the restroom (specifically number twoing) runs out of toilet paper, and only notices after the poop.

Chad: *Just Pooed* O shit bro
Chad: BRIAN

Brian WHAT
Chad: CODE WHITE
Brian: Shit

gang coding

illegal collaboration on computer science assignments that should be legal

me: can you help me with my code?
peter: NO GANG CODING

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."