so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing
elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3
the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
The equivalent to "suck my dick."
"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.
Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!
National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.
"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."
An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football
How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?
No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.