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A dick that's already big, even before erection.
SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."
"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face
Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?
A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.
Hey look! There's a shower master.
When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.
I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.