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When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.
Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.
saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
A canine utilized for self pleasure.
Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy
I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”