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A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable
Man, that guy is one horny puppy.
When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”
“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy
Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.
A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”
The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”