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Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?
Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
Is a term that sounds hyper-sexual but really means to eat all sorts of colorful vegetables.
This chick had me over last night and really had me eat the rainbow. I never had so many vegetables.
National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
An expressive, fun-loving girl.
You have always been a lively person, and, desiring to see others happy as well, you strive to inspire others, which you do most effectively through an engaging sense of humour.
You are fond of surprises and are quick to respond to spontaneous invitations which promise a good time, particularly when they relieve you of a boring task.
Your dislike for monotony and routine, often means that you do not finish the things you start.
A natural rhythm, a sense of colour harmony, and creative ability contribute to a flair for composition and artistic and musical expression.
Expression comes easily to you; in fact, you should learn to control it and discipline your expression.
You are not practical where money matters are concerned, your theory being that money is there to be spent.
You are kind and generous, and will fill a need when you see it; at times, others take advantage of your generosity.
You have strong emotional feelings, which are difficult to control but the one who you love will be the luckiest guy in the world.
New guy in college...
Have you seen Eatedal, god she is a goddess, what a walk, what a talk, so graceful and good with jokes. This girl can kill with kindness.