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1: my name is zxcvbnm,./asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\`1234567890-=
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2: what?
When you have absoloutley nothing to do and press EVERY key on the fucking MaC keyboard.
Oh, well I have nothing to do let's type 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?.
How bored, how fucking bored are you? You wrote every row lowercase, upercase and reflected it back to do it all over again in reverse. Why.
Person: Hello. I have nothing good to say.
Person 2.13131e-1023 s later: `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ/.,mnbvcxz":LKJHGFDSA';lkjhgfdsa|}{POIUYTREWQ\poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~=-0987654321`
keyboard (look down to see this)
(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
you had a idea of trying to use the whole buttons on your keyboard, you started with "`" and kept going but then till you accidentally hit the "Enter" Key, or you just purposely did it.
you: aha! what if i try to achieve "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" !!!, this is very smart! ill try this "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'- "
The result of attempting to type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ by running your finger across the keyboard, but accidentally pressing the ENTER key half way through.
Ugh, i'm so mad, i was so bored i tried to type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ but i hit the ENTER key mid-way through and typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;' instead.
When you've already typed everything but you're still really bored so you type this. Please stop torturing your keyboard. HOW ARE YOU THIS BORED???
Person 1: I just typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@! on the keyboard because I was really bored
Fabric of reality: *breaks*