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A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.
Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>
In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.
Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real
A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.
"Dude, fr?"
"Yeah, pinky promise!"
A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)
A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)