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The Evil empire founded by Sue Ellen Cooper takes control of older ladies minds by promising them a full life but instead give them cultish red hats. They prance around town in purple moo moo's and red hats. They are known to trample poor unsuspecting people at department stores during sales in their drunken stupor. They are also so into their cult they try to top each other by seeking "red hat" paraphernalia. Red hat shoes, red hat earing, glasses, hair pins, clothes pins, and even red hat underwear. The one that is chosen to be the :"top red hatter" is then sacrificed to their female god SUE ELLEN COOPER or known by her followers SULENPER. Which translates into Evil Goddess of Pain and torture. The sacrifice takes place in a run down building in Kansas City Kansas, their the "women" build a bon fire and dance around it spitting blood and chanting "Red Women we live forever long live SULENPER." Please if you see any of these ladies and trust me you will, turn and run the other way.
Jerry was running into the department store to catch a good deal on the clearance days when a pack of the red hat cult ran over him trampling him under their red hat shoes.
The act of having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period. Once that is achieved you have earned your "Red Wings". See also: Brown Belt.
There is the red wing master, bow to him, he has done what a lot of men will never do.... SEX ON A PERIOD!!!!
Girl (usually of the white trash, hill-billy variety) whos feet have been permanently stained red from years and years of walking barefooted up and down a dirt or red clay road.
When I move back south, I'm gonna git me a red-foot girl and settle down.
When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"
"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."
The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.
Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.
Scott, Mark M., Epp, and Mark (who took over for Jonah) make up Red Wanting Blue.