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The best video game i have ever played.
Ocarina of Time Has a 99% rating on Metacritic
It still holds the #1 spot on Gamerankings.com, as of 2010.
Thank you Nintendo :)
The length of time after a male orgasm. Symptoms include fatigue, drowzyness, dry mouth, sloth, and exuberance.
(girl): so that was some great sex-(interrupting male): Shh...Shh..Shh it's Ryan Time
federal jail time sentenced to people who comit federal felonies
"Vinny got busted with 2 loaded guns and 100 grams of coke"
"Wow seriously? That's alot of fed time right there"
Also known as the STFU game, this is a period of time declared by all present to just shut the fuck up. Everyone tells the first person to talk to STFU.
"Alright ladies, it's time to shut the fuck up. We're gonna get caught!"
"Well I guess it's STFU time then."
"Ay didn't I tell you to shut the FUCK up!"
The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke
"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."
Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence".
Singular form: "(this) difficult time"
"In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket."