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Cage?

Part 2

God "Hahaha! Aw, don't be a spoiled-sport.... Ouch... Stings a little bit... Weird..."

Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*

God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."

Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"

God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."

Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."

God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."

Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*

God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️

God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."

Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"

God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023


Cage

When something is amazing or really good

"That movie was cage"

by The greeble muncher August 05, 2023


Caging

Having roles in an overload of movies, of which the majority are of low quality/rating. An actor who chooses the path of quantity over quality. Just like what happened to Nicolas Cage.

James Franco is in a lot of shitty movies lately, he seems to be caging.

by Crazerz September 21, 2020


Caging

The act of placing Nicholas Cage’s face, as a prank, in random places hoping people will find them. Caging’s popularity took off after an internet post of an individual who left photos of Nicholas Cage’s face behind car sun visors, family photos, toilet seats, etc.

“I was caging my grandma’s house yesterday. Ha ha, get caged grandma!”

by youknowyoureafraud July 14, 2022


Python's cage

Slang for open zipper

Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again

by mysingingbird May 15, 2015


booby cage

A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.

My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.

by Yukon pete February 11, 2018


Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever

“Who’s the best actor again?”

“Nicholas Cage of course!”

by Cicholas Nage May 16, 2022