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Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.

Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!

by Junior A god August 01, 2018


Early humor effect

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.

The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018


Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 17, 2022


Early Drinking

A completely socially acceptable cocktail or three before a date to ease the nerves

I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text

by ArnoldPalmer82 October 31, 2017