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A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.
"That sure looks good!"
"Yeah why don't we go there?"
"Aww, it's at Denny's."
"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
Semi self explanatory. An article head ware used not to show anti semitism but to show a vanglorious lack of give a fuck about political correctness.
Dude, he bust out his Red Nazi Fez and plowed straight into Facebook jail.
When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.
There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.
phat, curvy or maybe just obese
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
The act of shitting in someone else's ass.
Jo and Ronny had to go poop at the same exact time, so Jo got on his hands and knees with his butt in the air. Ronny then shit in Jo's asshole. "hey Ron thanks for the Red Hot Raftis.
the act of placing one's scrotum into another's beer or other beverage without their knowledge or consent, prior to serving.
great, now the girl i red robin's egged wants to make out
"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).
Example 1:
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!