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Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).
1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."
Mostly found in Communist China or Soviet Union, the "Red Carl" is the glorious act of taking a bloody, squirting, hole burning shit onto the face of a partner. Covering both the mouth and eyes.
Jon: Hey keith, that red carl you gave malloy was amazing.
Keith: Why thank you Jonathan i had been saving that one up for 3 weeks. I really think malloy enjoyed it.
Malloy: Keith, your red carl made me want more, how about now....
A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.
Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.
Best place to go while visiting Amsterdam.
Retarded Tourist: okay dude, so first we're gonna visit Anne Frank's house, then we head to the Van Gogh museum...
Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"
Rubbing ones anus on a lovers chest
Marcus Red Rovered that dirty skank he met in Tijuana last night.
(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.
Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.