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when a guy goes a while without a hair cut and the back of it curls outward and protrudes from the bottoms of his earlobes like wings, almost a mini mullet. Often seen on red necks and white trash.
Barber: " How do you want your hair cut? "
guy: "Take some off the top and sides, and make sure to cut off the red neck wings in the back"
A rugged good looking man 20-40, who is an attractant for cougars and used for cougar bait. He can often be found in an outdoor environment primarily in cougar hunting territory. To distinguish him from many other hunters, a "red-neck" boytoy typically wears a ball cap, steal toed boots, short cropped hair with only a tanned neck and arms (farmer tans) and always with a five-o-clock shadow. The most distinguished feature is a "beaver-pelt" wrapped around his "red-neck". The prime features of a "red-neck" boytoy are; he is an experienced outdoorsman who can efficiently use his pistol and is quick to reload. He will hunt alone and always get his cougar. The most experienced "red-neck" boytoy will always have several cougars (with the occasional sighting of a panther or puma) in his hunting range as he is experienced in the art of pleasure, and leaving his prey wanting more......
I was out hiking with my GF and we ran into a red-neck boytoy while he was out looking for a new beaver pelt, we were very frightened at first. however the experience was unimaginable and we did not have to wax for our night out on the town
The act of slapping a girl's ass until it turns cherry red, then forcefully parting it with your two hands before insertion.
" Johny wanted to part the Red Sea with his girlfriend because her ass looked so fine!"
A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.
Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.
A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..
"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"
Absolutely the worst movie ever. Also known as night train to mundo fine. This movie is available in the MST3K video collection but is so horrible, it is difficult for even Crow and Servo to make it funny. "This movie dares you to watch it"
a place that sucks. all the chicks are married
horrible job thats crap and sucks